How many pool balls can you fit in your mouth?

All of them
I wouldn't even try...
mmm Five!
Depends on the angle, colours, speed of incertion.....
Who cares?
More than you for sure!
Yum! Gimme!
And who will it get me?
Does it matter? Someone else will just claim the prize...


Which thought bothers you the most?

Having idiot sons, in constant need of a slap!
Not being able to eat!
Idiot employers
When there's no mirror around
Being used as human fuel as in the matrix!
Idiot persuers
Not getting my sweet drugs of choice


What kind of person do you fall for?

Self assertive and strong
Gorgeous ones
My long lost love from ages ago thank you very much!
Anyone eatable
Metallic one!
I have an awesome boy/girlfriend already, don't need another one!


What's your favorite saying/word?

Alright, if everyone's finished being stupid...
I was near the scene of another crime at that time officer...
Still smarter than you!
G'uh
Yum
The Love-nasium
Shove a big old melon in it!
Sigh!
What up?


What do you usually wear?

Whatever is comfy enough to kick your ass
Clothes???
Whatever makes me look this good!
Depends on who I'm meeting and want to annoy!


You gt one wish, what do you wish for?

World peace, with me as the ruler!
World peace, and someone who loves me.
World peace, and the noble prize!
World peace, adn alot of shiny things!
World peace, and somewhere to slack!
NOT world peace for sure!
the World, to eat!



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